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"My name is Holger Enge. I am a writer."

OK, this is the short introduction:

I'm a senior writer.  I usually work on freelance projects and short or
long-term contract jobs.  I will also consider full-time employment - if free
coffee is included. My fees are very reasonable, I'm easy to work with, and
I can have a rough draft to you by the next morning.  I am a two-headed
animal: advertising copywriter with experience in print, direct mail, radio
(I love radio), and television - plus - an experienced comedy writer, script
editor, and creative consultant.  I don't eat much and I clean out my own
cage.

Thank you.

Holger Enge
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Oh, well.  Now that you're here, you might as well click on the button and learn my shameful secret.
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HOW TO CONTACT ME
ADVERTISING TO SENIORS
USING HUMOR IN ADS
WRITING CREDITS
RADIO SCRIPTS
OK, I'm interested.  I'll
take a chance on
reading the long
introduction.
This is your short introduction?  
Forget it, I've seen enough.
Get me out of here!
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