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"My name is Holger Enge. I am a writer."

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I'm a senior writer.  I usually work on freelance projects and short or long-term contract jobs.  I will also consider full-time employment - if free coffee is included. My fees are very reasonable, I'm easy to work with, and I can have a rough draft to you by the next morning.  I am an advertising copywriter with experience in print, direct mail, radio (I love radio), and television.  I'm also an experienced comedy writer, script editor, and creative consultant.  I don't eat much and I clean out my own cage.

Thank you.

Holger Enge
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