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| (((SFX: BROILING AND SIZZLING OF MEAT ON A GRILL))) PORKCHOP (voice like Rodney Dangerfield): "....oh, yea...gettin' the tan...gettin' the tan!... Oh, hi there! Didn't see you bendin' over the grill here! What a life, eh?? Sure, I'm just a porkchop to you, but when you're sittin' down here on the grill of a Broil King barbecue...hey, I'm King ‘a the World! But, I don't have to tell you that, do I? You were smart enough to buy this Broil King! Talk about quality! You should see it from down here - the cast iron cooking grids, the "Super 8 Infinity Burner! Heeyyy! I can see right up that hamburger's buns! Ooops.....(SHOUTS).....sorry! I tell ya, everybody wants to get on a Broil King this summer!" DEALER TAG: "Broil King quality barbecues are sold at Home Depot. There's one at___________________(location)." PORKCHOP: ".....oh, geez...watch out! Here comes that skinny guy again........" (((SFX: VOICE TRAILING A DIVE: "Yeeeeeeehaaawwwwwhhh!!!!"))) PORKCHOP: "What a hot dog!" |
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